17. Rule #1: You might not be hungry at all, but you have to come when you hear the sound of your food bag.
18. “When I was in Mexico, I saw a little sombrero and a little saddle, and I knew I had to buy them for this reason.”
19. “My dog’s daycare helped her make me a Mother’s Day present.”
20. It turns out armed T. rexes aren’t allowed here.